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Economy
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Uniserve

Population33.449 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.449 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 40,727 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,217,605 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,583,187 per year while the poor average 325,771, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,843.84 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Black Market: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thMost Avoided: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 27thLowest Crime Rates: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44thLargest Governments: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndHighest Poor Incomes: 185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 261stFattest Citizens: 264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 367thSmartest Citizens: 380thMost Stationary: 396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 422ndMost Efficient Economies: 435thLargest Publishing Industry: 525thLargest Populations: 920thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,633rdMost Influential: 5,136thMost Conservative: 5,950thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,145thMost Authoritarian: 14,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,884th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value.

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