The DICTATOR of UNION KINGDOMS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.056 billion KINGS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient King economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 203,077 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,824,262 per year while the poor average 2,853, a ratio of 639 to 1.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 89,731^st in the world and 1,490^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 175.5 cheeks per square mile.