The Democratic Republic of Unicornism is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tillifee Fairy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.528 billion Unicorns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbowtopia. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The unicornist economy, worth 88.8 trillion unicorn horns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,090 unicorn horns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, Tillifee Fairy's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, and Tillifee Fairy has just been declared ruler of Unicornism in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unicornism's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unicornism is ranked 230,889^th in the world and 217^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.