The Rizzler Empire of Unian Lakarve is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Professor with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.083 billion Rizzlers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Home Plate. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Unian Lakarvean economy, worth 201 trillion $$$s a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,494 $$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, they say that Rizzlers made a dessert and called it peace, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unian Lakarve's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baseballism.

Unian Lakarve is ranked 89,971^st in the world and 2,287^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.19 law-abiding acts per hour.