Population | 9.132 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of Unia Cointordland is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.132 billion Unia Cointordlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.
The strong Unia Cointordlandian economy, worth 480 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,600 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unia Cointordland's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Unia Cointordland is ranked 201,191st in the world and 35th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Stationary, with 46.22561624892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Unia Cointordland relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Unia Cointordland's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Unia Cointordland relocated from Forest to Suspicious.
- : Unia Cointordland was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Mysterious Black Hole of Roless, curing 30 million infected.