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We're not funny Quandale Dingle
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,179thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,339th
The Idiocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Unfunnystan

Population959 million

CapitalUnfunniapolis
LeaderQuandale Dingle

CurrencyUnfunnystani Shilling
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The Idiocracy of Unfunnystan is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Quandale Dingle with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 959 million Unfunnystanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unfunniapolis. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Unfunnystani economy, worth 127 trillion Unfunnystani Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 133,098 Unfunnystani Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Unfunnystan's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unfunnystan is ranked 15,849th in the world and 468th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 71.42 quips per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,179thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,674thMost Inclusive: 7,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,170thNicest Citizens: 8,421stMost Influential: 8,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,807thFattest Citizens: 9,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,795thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,022ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,905thLargest Retail Industry: 14,485thHighest Food Quality: 15,562ndSmartest Citizens: 15,849thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,850thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,668thLargest Mining Sector: 21,845thMost Developed: 24,143rdMost Cultured: 25,104th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 181st in the regionFattest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 275th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 279th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Avoided: 280th in the regionNicest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 296th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 378th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 387th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 398th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 410th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 468th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 469th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 490th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 505th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 516th in the regionRudest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Influential: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 544th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 575th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 621st in the regionMost Developed: 644th in the regionMost Cultured: 688th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 743rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 762nd in the regionLargest Governments: 782nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 794th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 821st in the regionNudest: 860th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Unfunnystan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Unfunnystan, guns don't kill people — heroes do.

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