Lā ʾilāha ʾillā Llāh, Muḥammadan rasūlu Llāh
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 156thMost Influential: 801stMost Devout: 3,699th
The Caliphate of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Population936 million

CapitalFort Khaybar
LeaderCaliph Izz ad-Din Haku


The Caliphate of Umuyyad is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Caliph Izz ad-Din Haku with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 936 million Umuyyads are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Khaybar. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umuyyad economy, worth 122 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,081 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, television executives are interested in turning Caliph Izz ad-Din Haku's zany home life into a sitcom, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umuyyad's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Umuyyad is ranked 159,972nd in the world and 8,059th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.14 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 156thMost Influential: 801stTop
Most Devout: 3,699thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,050thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,344thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,921stSafest: 8,275thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,544thMost Developed: 11,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,636thLargest Governments: 12,727thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,025thBest Weather: 13,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,740thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,543rdMost Income Equality: 15,770thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,498th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionMost Devout: 156th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 277th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 342nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rd in the regionSafest: 436th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 437th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 471st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 530th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 570th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionLargest Governments: 625th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 640th in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 677th in the regionBest Weather: 708th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 766th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 788th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 819th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 850th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 897th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 902nd in the region

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