The Republic of UMN spawn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.27 billion players hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of spawn island. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong spawning economy, worth 125 trillion UMN dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,125 UMN dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, visions of giant pink players are a common side effect after players eat their meals, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown. UMN spawn's national animal is the player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UMN spawn is ranked 185,276^th in the world and 2^nd in United Minecraft Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 11.31 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.