The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Torumichi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.114 billion Grand Ultrasebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,694 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 275,275^th in the world and 57^th in Scandinavia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.