The Holy Empire of UltimaWeapon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Josefine Mahler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.068 billion Ultimen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klonio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ultiman economy, worth an astonishing 19,061 trillion Krojiras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,721 Krojiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, everybody's got wood thanks to Empress Josefine Mahler, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UltimaWeapon's national animal is the Komoco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UltimaWeapon is ranked 305,277^th in the world and 98^th in The Eternal Order for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -32 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.