The Democratic Republic of Uldar Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Senate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.237 billion Uldar Unionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Uldar Unionian economy, worth 826 trillion Uriuprings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 195,036 Uriuprings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uldar Union's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uldar Union is ranked 257,815^th in the world and 138^th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -16.97 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.