The Free Land of Ukrainian Varenyky is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.614 billion Ukrainian Varenykyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The very strong Ukrainian Varenykyian economy, worth 244 trillion Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,785 Potatoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 341,607 per year while the poor average 7,503, a ratio of 45.5 to 1.

Understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ukrainian Varenyky's national animal is the Common nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ukrainian Varenyky is ranked 243,805^th in the world and 8^th in World of Food for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.74 law-abiding acts per hour.