The People's Commonwealth of Ukrainian-SSR is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Kaminskyj with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.401 billion Ukrainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ukrainian economy, worth 311 trillion Karbovanets a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 91,492 Karbovanets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukrainian-SSR's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ukrainian-SSR is ranked 16,336^th in the world and 1^st in Congress of New Age Socialism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.88 law-abiding acts per hour.