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PASSWORD

Батько наш Бандера-Україна мати ! Фюрер
Most Authoritarian: 2,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,477thMost Patriotic: 3,884th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ukraine Emprie

Population1.07 billion

CapitalКиївськийрейх
LeaderФюрер
FaithФюрерство

Currencyрейхсмарки
Animalорел

The Empire of Ukraine Emprie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Фюрер with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.07 billion Українці are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Київськийрейх. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Українець economy, worth 54.8 trillion рейхсмаркиs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,254 рейхсмаркиs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, Українець junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukraine Emprie's national animal is the орел, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Фюрерство.

Ukraine Emprie is ranked 214,691st in the world and 9,970th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 20.16 quips per hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,477thMost Patriotic: 3,884thMost Conservative: 4,009thMost Influential: 4,474thMost Income Equality: 12,385thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,550thMost Extreme: 21,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,877thLowest Crime Rates: 25,534th
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Most Patriotic: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 158th in the regionMost Extreme: 212th in the regionMost Conservative: 305th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 390th in the regionLargest Black Market: 396th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 531st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 649th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 709th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,021st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,042nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,096th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,189th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,201st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, Українець junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, contestants on Ukraine Emprie's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, commemoration of the Great the South Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, Українці visiting rural Southern орел Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukraine Emprie, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Ukraine Emprie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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