The Kingdom of Ugarite is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Eagle Chevron with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.832 billion Ugariteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ugarite City. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ugaritean economy, worth 525 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,062 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugarite's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ugarite is ranked 89,040^th in the world and 2,457^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.32 law-abiding acts per hour.