The Holy Empire of UFCL is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 236 million Levetitrainians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The strong UFCLian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Jibitus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,507 Jibitus, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFCL's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

UFCL is ranked 247,750^th in the world and 4,142^nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 10.71 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.