The University of UC-Berkeley is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 871 million Berkeleyans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berkeley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Berkeleyan economy, worth 40.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,689 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,918 per year while the poor average 2,926, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, surveillance cameras are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and UC-Berkeley has designated Berkeley as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. UC-Berkeley's national animal is the bear.

UC-Berkeley is ranked 314,690^th in the world and 576^th in California Colleges and Universities for Most Authoritarian, with 1.59 milliStalins.