The Sovereign Holy Order of Tyrosalem is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by A'S'S'G'M Solomoron 33'-361' with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.786 billion Tyrosalemites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrosalem. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrosalemitish economy, worth 921 trillion Wages a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,201 Wages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, the space program has been reduced to A'S'S'G'M Solomoron 33'-361''s nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tyrosalem's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Upon Which All Men Agree.

Tyrosalem is ranked 43,476^th in the world and 1,123^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,647.87 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.