The Oppressed Peoples of Tyrae is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal King with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.558 billion Tyraeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrae City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Tyraean economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,957 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, children have only the most basic of education, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tyrae's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mother Earth Cult.

Tyrae is ranked 11,964^th in the world and 720^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.89 law-abiding acts per hour.