Population | 23.876 billion |
Capital | Mitakihara Town |
Leader | Homura Akemi |
Faith | The Church of Madokamism |
Currency | Grief Seed |
Animal | Incubator |
The Magical Girl Haven of Twilight Town is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Homura Akemi with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.876 billion Puella Magis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Meguca economy, worth an astonishing 12,843 trillion Grief Seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 537,926 Grief Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
This year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government has enacted freedom of information, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twilight Town's national animal is the Incubator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Madokamism.
Twilight Town is ranked 2,676th in the world and 1st in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, anti-government web sites are springing up.