Population | 45.253 billion |
Capital | Tweekville City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | tweekish pound |
Animal | crack baby |
The Colony of Tweekville is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.253 billion Tweekvilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tweekville City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Tweekvillean economy, worth an astonishing 23,516 trillion tweekish pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 519,658 tweekish pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,172,001 per year while the poor average 37,573, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.
The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and Tweekvilleans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tweekville's national animal is the crack baby, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Tweekville is ranked 7,033rd in the world and 1st in PEEL Colonial Territories for Most Stationary, with 2,791.62746335728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tweekville's influence in PEEL Colonial Territories fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Tweekville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.