The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.884 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,972 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 52,589^th in the world and 2,016^th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 205,736 Standard Monetary Units.