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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 508thMost Pacifist: 659thMost Compassionate Citizens: 709th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Turtoise beetles

Population3.832 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Turtoise beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.832 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Turtoisian economy, worth 773 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 201,833 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and a government program is underway to revitalize Turtoise beetles's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtoise beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Turtoise beetles is ranked 258,198th in the world and 53rd in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 508thMost Pacifist: 659thMost Compassionate Citizens: 709thNicest Citizens: 769thSafest: 865thLeast Corrupt Governments: 869thLargest Welfare Programs: 891stMost Inclusive: 909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,097thMost Secular: 1,370thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,414thHighest Food Quality: 1,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,053rdMost Developed: 2,086thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,143rdLargest Governments: 2,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,581stBest Weather: 2,638thHealthiest Citizens: 2,767thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,892ndMost Cultured: 2,969thLowest Crime Rates: 3,009thSmartest Citizens: 3,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,965thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,434thMost Efficient Economies: 4,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,321stHighest Average Incomes: 7,317thMost Income Equality: 9,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,831stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,983rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, a government program is underway to revitalize Turtoise beetles's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Turtoise beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.

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