Population | 7.342 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Turtoise beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.342 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Turtoisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 261,177 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Large sections of Turtoise beetles have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the media seems excessively interested in what Ringa Beetles is wearing this season, money grows on trees, and one can wake up in Turtoise beetles and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtoise beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Turtoise beetles is ranked 36,616th in the world and 92nd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.36803821728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, one can wake up in Turtoise beetles and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, the media seems excessively interested in what Ringa Beetles is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, large sections of Turtoise beetles have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, edutainment video games are taking Turtoise beetles's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Turtoise beetles.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, the well-to-do in World of Beetles are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Turtoise beetles, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.