Population | 5.232 billion |
Capital | Turtalli |
Leader | The Cardinal Magistrate |
Faith | Morbius |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Turtle |
The United Democratic Provinces of Turtleonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Cardinal Magistrate with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.232 billion Turtleonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtalli. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Turtleonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,996 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, Turtleonians seem to be catching more chills, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into Turtle habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtleonia's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morbius.
Turtleonia is ranked 154,233rd in the world and 31st in Civiles Conservare for Most Stationary, with 146.90481570308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Turtleonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Turtleonia was endorsed by The Ordre Distributiste Céleste of South China Sea Islands.
- : Turtleonia's influence in Civiles Conservare rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Turtleonia lodged a message on the Civiles Conservare Regional Message Board.
- : Turtleonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into Turtle habitats.
- : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, Turtleonians seem to be catching more chills.
- : Turtleonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Turtleonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » South China Sea Islands.