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Workers of the World, Unite! For the Revolution! Supreme Minister
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,310th
The United Communist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Turtleonia

Population1.709 billion

CapitalTurtalli
LeaderSupreme Minister
FaithHydration

CurrencyMark
AnimalTurtle

The United Communist Republic of Turtleonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Minister with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.709 billion Turtleonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtalli. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Turtleonian economy, worth 237 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,786 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Turtleonia flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtleonia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hydration.

Turtleonia is ranked 34,507th in the world and 1st in The Commune of Socialist States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,899.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,310thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,422ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,786thMost Patriotic: 14,712thMost Devout: 15,699thHealthiest Citizens: 16,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,397thLowest Crime Rates: 17,212thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,707thHighest Average Incomes: 18,862ndMost Authoritarian: 18,975thMost Income Equality: 19,596thLargest Governments: 20,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,904thMost Cultured: 23,052ndLargest Publishing Industry: 25,028thHighest Food Quality: 25,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,717thLargest Black Market: 26,833rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turtleonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Turtleonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Turtleonia flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtleonia, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Turtleonia changed its national animal to "Turtle".
  • : Turtleonia altered its national flag.
  • : Turtleonia changed its national animal to "Eagle".
  • : Turtleonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".

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