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Islam and union for the Muslims
Most Patriotic: 2,516thMost Devout: 3,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,416th
The Islamic Popular Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Turkesbenizstan

Population1.194 billion

CapitalTehranmed
LeaderShahtollah Peyman Akhtar
FaithShia Islamism

CurrencyRialric
AnimalAsiatic Lion

The Islamic Popular Republic of Turkesbenizstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shahtollah Peyman Akhtar with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.194 billion Iranistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehranmed. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Iranistanian economy, worth 155 trillion Rialrics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,480 Rialrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Iranistanians, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkesbenizstan's national animal is the Asiatic Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islamism.

Turkesbenizstan is ranked 29,801st in the world and 216th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,339 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 2,516thTop
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Most Devout: 3,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,660thLowest Crime Rates: 4,941stSafest: 6,104thHealthiest Citizens: 6,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,504thMost Authoritarian: 7,607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,407thLargest Governments: 9,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,363rdMost Influential: 11,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,449thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,621stBest Weather: 15,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,639thMost Conservative: 16,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,325thSmartest Citizens: 20,910thHighest Average Incomes: 21,873rdMost Developed: 24,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,477th
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Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the region

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