The Republic of Turkenia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 724 million Turkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkenian economy, worth 82.7 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,184 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkenia's national animal is the Grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkenia is ranked 34,855^th in the world and 424^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,677.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.