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Most Primitive: 2,017thNudest: 3,680thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,647th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Turkainia

Population1.581 billion

CapitalTurkainia
LeaderTurkey Council
FaithVioletism

CurrencyClik
AnimalWhale

The Nomadic Peoples of Turkainia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Turkey Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.581 billion Turkeys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turkainia. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turkainian economy, worth 71.8 trillion Cliks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,420 Cliks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Turkainia offered the words "peace be upon you", getting a haircut is a punishable offence, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkainia's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Violetism.

Turkainia is ranked 132,252nd in the world and 2nd in Appalcadia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 37 on the Rand Index.

Top
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Most Primitive: 2,017thTop
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Nudest: 3,680thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,647thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,890thMost Authoritarian: 14,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,138thMost Devout: 19,527thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,284th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkainia's influence in Appalcadia rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Turkainia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Turkainia's influence in Appalcadia fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, getting a haircut is a punishable offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Turkainia offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkainia, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.

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