Do what shall must be done,No emotions,No mercy
Most Patriotic: 1,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,848thMost Developed: 5,539th
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
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Population2.897 billion

CapitalCity Of Eternal Cheese

Animalwingless flying hippo

The Confederacy of Turk2 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.897 billion Turks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of Eternal Cheese. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turk2ian economy, worth 509 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,007 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turk2's national animal is the wingless flying hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turk2 is ranked 7,138th in the world and 185th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 108.8 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 1,037thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,848thMost Developed: 5,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,525thSmartest Citizens: 7,138thLowest Crime Rates: 7,752ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,539thMost Cultured: 8,627thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,736thMost Secular: 8,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,605thLargest Governments: 9,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,064thHighest Average Incomes: 10,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,685thHealthiest Citizens: 10,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,971stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,704thMost Influential: 13,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,856thHighest Food Quality: 15,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,085thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,298thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,217thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,924th
Most Patriotic: 31st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 224th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 314th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 353rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 448th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 463rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Turk2 was endorsed by The Anti-Government Anarchy of United Anarchists of Earth.
  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Turk2, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Turk2 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Turk2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turk2, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.