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Quia Ego Sic Dico Benevolent God-Emperor for Eternity Oki
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Devout: 45th
The Peaceful Free Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Unheard Of
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Outlawed

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Tubularia

Population19.812 billion

CapitalEphebe
LeaderBenevolent God-Emperor for Eternity Oki
FaithSekkism

Currencytusk
Animalelephant

The Peaceful Free Republic of Tubularia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent God-Emperor for Eternity Oki with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.812 billion little playthings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ephebe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tubularian economy, worth an astonishing 11,681 trillion tusks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 589,620 tusks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and government officials who do an offal job get smoked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tubularia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sekkism.

Tubularia is ranked 29,926th in the world and 1st in Deliciousness for Most Stationary, with 1,354.343751275 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Devout: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Patriotic: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 65thLowest Crime Rates: 119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121stLargest Black Market: 127thMost Advanced Public Education: 145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 214thHighest Average Incomes: 224thLargest Governments: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 308thHighest Economic Output: 585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,441stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,907thSmartest Citizens: 4,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,481stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,688thMost Authoritarian: 5,795thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,200thNudest: 8,958thBest Weather: 9,400thMost Conservative: 14,192ndMost Developed: 14,752ndTop
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Largest Populations: 16,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,011thMost Income Equality: 18,916thMost Influential: 19,712thMost Extreme: 29,075th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Tubularia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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