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Our day will come
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,673rdMost Armed: 7,363rdMost Influential: 8,025th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tuaimain

Population620 million

CapitalTuam

CurrencyTuaim Mark
AnimalTuaim Falcon

The Empire of Tuaimain is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 620 million Tuaimainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuam. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tuaimainian economy, worth 25.0 trillion Tuaim Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,333 Tuaim Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuaimain's national animal is the Tuaim Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tuaimain is ranked 34,102nd in the world and 1,009th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.56 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,673rdMost Armed: 7,363rdMost Influential: 8,025thMost Authoritarian: 11,131stTop
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Most Conservative: 13,959th
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Most Armed: 141st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 580th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 732nd in the regionMost Conservative: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 768th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 828th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,009th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuaimain was endorsed by The Dominion of MaPetiteFille.
  • : Tuaimain was endorsed by The Local Councilcratic Republic of Evinea.
  • : Tuaimain was endorsed by The Republic of TescoPepsi.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Tuaimain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuaimain, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.

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