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Ride on the tailwind, and dive when they least expect. General-President Lutsao Baije
Nudest: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 759thRudest Citizens: 1,279th
The Decentralized Authority of
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Eminence Grise
Master Of Roleplay
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tsaivao

Population2.335 billion

CapitalLenku Ve
LeaderGeneral-President Lutsao Baije

Currencykon
AnimalJenggi Bull

The Decentralized Authority of Tsaivao is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General-President Lutsao Baije with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.335 billion Vao live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenku Ve. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The powerhouse Vao economy, worth 191 trillion kons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 81,899 kons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tsaivao's national animal is the Jenggi Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsaivao is ranked 233,534th in the world and 11th in The Helysian Chasm for Most Developed, scoring 43.27 on the Human Development Index.

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Nudest: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 759thRudest Citizens: 1,279thMost Armed: 1,379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,549thHighest Drug Use: 1,634thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,663rdFattest Citizens: 2,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,090thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,338thLargest Retail Industry: 4,063rdMost Avoided: 4,828thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,649thLargest Mining Sector: 11,226thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,488thMost Politically Free: 15,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,066thMost Extreme: 21,008thMost Inclusive: 21,321st
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Lenku Ve for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Tsaivao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Tsaivao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.

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