The Dominion of Trumpetoria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.607 billion Trumpetorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The strong Trumpetorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion bells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 47,330 bells, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, elections have been outlawed, cars are banned from built-up areas, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpetoria's national animal is the mute, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trumpetoria is ranked 197,450^th in the world and 93^rd in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.91 law-abiding acts per hour.