Population | 4.444 billion |
Capital | Trump DC |
Leader | Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump |
Faith | The Trump Cult |
Currency | VICTORY WALL |
Animal | Tariff |
The VICTORIOUS EMPIRE of Trump Almighty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.444 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth 550 trillion VICTORY WALLS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,779 VICTORY WALLS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,531 per year while the poor average 15,532, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.
Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Tariff, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.
Trump Almighty is ranked 97,417th in the world and 31st in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Black Market, with 3.06 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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- : Trump Almighty's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Trump Almighty's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Trump Almighty's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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- : Trump Almighty lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
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- : Trump Almighty's influence in Barbados rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Trump Almighty lodged a message on the Barbados Regional Message Board.
- : Trump Almighty lodged a message on the Barbados Regional Message Board.