The Free Land of Trubirohan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Littlecarrot with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.064 billion Trubirohans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trubislava. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trubirohanian economy, worth 104 trillion Haliers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,230 Haliers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, Joe Littlecarrot's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trubirohan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neuromancy.

Trubirohan is ranked 13,365^th in the world and 714^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 79.2 quips per hour.