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Most Valuable International Artwork: 703rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 934th
The Fellowship of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Negotiator
Elder Councilor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Trollz

Population3.103 billion

CapitalTrollololopolis
LeaderTrollz
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold
AnimalNPC

The Fellowship of Trollz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trollz with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.103 billion Trollzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollololopolis. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trollzian economy, worth 785 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,223 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Trollz's national animal is the NPC, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Trollz is ranked 203,279th in the world and 27th in The Empire of Tamriel for Most Primitive, scoring -525.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 703rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 934thMost Armed: 1,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,816thMost Devout: 1,863rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,229thHighest Average Incomes: 3,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,234thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,421stRudest Citizens: 6,272ndNudest: 6,741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,926thLargest Retail Industry: 9,445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,929thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,235thMost Cultured: 11,763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,271stMost Developed: 14,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,129thLargest Governments: 15,546thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,734thHighest Drug Use: 17,894thSmartest Citizens: 18,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,842nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Trollz was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Trollz was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, many aides in Trollz's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, Trollz isn't what it used to be.

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