The Republic of Trinitrotoluene is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.377 billion Trinitrotolueneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The very strong Trinitrotoluenean economy, worth 860 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,498 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers ride the swiftest doves, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, political activists are routinely executed, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Trinitrotoluene's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trinitrotoluene is ranked 253,747^th in the world and 5,997^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.