Population | 21.542 billion |
Capital | Arben |
Leader | Count Milo Trigori |
Faith | Alshism |
Currency | Goat hide |
Animal | Drjažko the sentient potato |
The HRM of Trigori is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Count Milo Trigori with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.542 billion Trigorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arben. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Trigorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,738 trillion Goat hides a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,146 Goat hides, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Trigori. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigori's national animal is the Drjažko the sentient potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alshism.
Trigori is ranked 285,649th in the world and 63rd in The Adelphine Commonwealth for Most Stationary, with 4.36210137492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trigori's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Trigori's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Trigori's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Trigori lodged a message on the The Adelphine Commonwealth Regional Message Board.
- : Trigori relocated from Lazarus to The Adelphine Commonwealth.
- : Trigori altered its national flag.
- : Trigori was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Trigori ceased to exist in The Adelphine Commonwealth.
- : Trigori's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Trigori resigned from the World Assembly.