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Most Pacifist: 15,698thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,316thSafest: 17,204th
The Grand Duchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Trier e Koln

Population129 million

Currencyemperor
Animalconstantin

The Grand Duchy of Trier e Koln is a very large, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 129 million Trier e Kolnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Trier e Kolnian economy, worth 6.04 trillion emperors a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,834 emperors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied constantin, and nobody knows why the caged constantin sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trier e Koln's national animal is the constantin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trier e Koln is ranked 127,579th in the world and 3,935th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.66 Obesity Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 15,698thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,316thSafest: 17,204thMost Conservative: 17,710thMost Devout: 19,321st
Top
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 392nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 493rd in the regionMost Devout: 512th in the regionSafest: 529th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, nobody knows why the caged constantin sings.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied constantin.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Trier e Koln was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Trier e Koln City.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Trier e Koln, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.

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