The Republic of Triceratops Army is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Triceratops population. The quiet, industrious population of 173 million Triceratopses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Triceratops economy, worth 7.04 trillion Horns a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,705 Horns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, genetic researchers have been expelled, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triceratops Army's national animal is the Triceratops, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Triceratops Army is ranked 151,302^nd in the world and 1^st in Triceratops Bunker for Most Authoritarian, with 699.52 milliStalins.