Population | 3.789 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Candy Cane |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Treasure beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.789 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Tryasurian economy, worth 765 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 201,935 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Treasure beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and government officials who do an offal job get smoked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treasure beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Treasure beetles is ranked 11,962nd in the world and 59th in World of Beetles for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 360.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
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Treasure beetles, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
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Treasure beetles, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
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Treasure beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
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Treasure beetles, Treasure beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
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Treasure beetles, money grows on trees.
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Treasure beetles, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
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Treasure beetles, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
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Treasure beetles, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
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Treasure beetles, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
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Treasure beetles, children are raised bilingual from an early age.