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Most Influential: 4,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,889th
The Most Serene Caliphate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Population2.568 billion

LeaderEmpress Regnant Alona

CurrencyTransisraeli Shekel

The Most Serene Caliphate of Transisrael is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Regnant Alona with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.568 billion Transisraelis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of al-Quds. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hebrew economy, worth 275 trillion Transisraeli Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,115 Transisraeli Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transisrael's national animal is the Seraphim, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Transisrael is ranked 20,900th in the world and 348th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.15 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 4,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,889thMost Inclusive: 11,754thMost Devout: 12,155thMost Cultured: 12,669thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,255thHighest Food Quality: 13,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,837thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,854thLowest Crime Rates: 19,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,169thNicest Citizens: 20,776thHealthiest Citizens: 20,900thBest Weather: 21,386thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,965thMost Patriotic: 23,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,607thLargest Governments: 24,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,496th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 105th in the region

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