The Republic of Traico is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.627 billion Traicoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Statu. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Traicoan economy, worth 357 trillion Republic Trellans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,238 Republic Trellans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traico's national animal is the beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Traico is ranked 222,291^st in the world and 1,188^th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.