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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,365thMost Influential: 2,954thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,409th
The Matriarchy of
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Population5.9 billion

CapitalVergate sul Membro


The Matriarchy of Tragedyland is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.9 billion Tragedylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vergate sul Membro. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tragedylandian economy, worth 195 trillion soldinoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,164 soldinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tragedyland's national animal is the tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tragedyland is ranked 233,852nd in the world and 10,301st in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 31.17 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,365thTop
Most Influential: 2,954thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,409thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,549thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,190thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,747thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,987thMost Income Equality: 19,592ndSafest: 21,841stBest Weather: 21,883rdMost Cultured: 22,669thMost Stationary: 25,306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,730thMost Inclusive: 26,044thNicest Citizens: 26,718thHighest Food Quality: 27,079th
Least Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 329th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 424th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 492nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 540th in the regionLargest Populations: 597th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 677th in the regionMost Cultured: 698th in the regionSafest: 807th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 876th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 898th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 915th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 917th in the regionMost Inclusive: 939th in the regionNicest Citizens: 957th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 966th in the regionMost Income Equality: 995th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 995th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 997th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,052nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,128th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,224th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,226th in the region

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