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Most Armed: 1,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,121stMost Influential: 2,130th
The Hangate of
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Population6.049 billion

CapitalMei'Rong Metropolis
LeaderZhao'He Hangma

CurrencyKilo Silver

The Hangate of Townside is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zhao'He Hangma with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.049 billion Townsiders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mei'Rong Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Townside economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Kilo Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,653 Kilo Silvers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Townside's national animal is the Enfield, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Townside is ranked 198,490th in the world and 204th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Armed: 1,854thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,121stMost Influential: 2,130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,190thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,719thLargest Retail Industry: 3,316thLargest Black Market: 3,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,753rdFattest Citizens: 4,411thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,939thHighest Average Incomes: 5,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,377thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,239thRudest Citizens: 7,567thMost Avoided: 8,443rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,183rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,659thHighest Economic Output: 12,735thMost Efficient Economies: 13,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,231stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,644thMost Stationary: 16,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,794thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,881stLargest Governments: 17,494thMost Secular: 17,924thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,260th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the region

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