The Empire of Total Chimore is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 388 million Total Chimoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Total Chimorean economy, worth 30.7 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,214 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Total Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Total Chimore is ranked 144,605^th in the world and 554^th in Chimore for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,477.53 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.