The Militarized State of Torslia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Reinhardt with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.016 billion Torslians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torsel. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Torslian economy, worth 120 trillion Torses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,034 Torses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, General Reinhardt shot first, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Torses each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torslia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Torslia is ranked 103,431^st in the world and 2,270^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 162.03609768572 days.