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I'm lazy, go discipline yourself
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd
The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Torpidity

Population30.245 billion

CapitalThe Slum
LeaderThe Dude

Currencymighty bean
Animalsquirrel

The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dude with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.245 billion Torpitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Slum. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Torpid economy, worth an astonishing 29,584 trillion mighty beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 978,171 mighty beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, a passport is literally priceless, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Torpidity's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Torpidity is ranked 104,468th in the world and 1st in Bree for Most Authoritarian, with 875.5 milliStalins.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Black Market: 12thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26thHighest Economic Output: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 42ndMost Developed: 66thLongest Average Lifespans: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76thSmartest Citizens: 113thHealthiest Citizens: 117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 140thMost Secular: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 166thLargest Publishing Industry: 185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 368thMost Pacifist: 435thLargest Governments: 502ndHighest Food Quality: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 592ndMost Inclusive: 676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 688thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 757thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 757thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,117thMost Cultured: 1,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,224thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,312thLargest Retail Industry: 3,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,915thLargest Populations: 4,178thNudest: 5,005thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,753rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,346thMost Income Equality: 12,478thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,161st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Torpidity, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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