NATION

PASSWORD

You can’t deny that yoda is hot as hell John Yodason
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,474thMost Developed: 1,532nd
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Diplomat
WA Delegate / President
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Toriniall

Population5.024 billion

CapitalNew Yoda City
LeaderJohn Yodason
FaithYodaism

CurrencyDaddy Yodas Gold
AnimalYoda

The Empire of Toriniall is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.024 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,689 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.

Toriniall is ranked 70,906th in the world and 309th in United States of America for Most Stationary, with 669.87784905568 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,474thMost Developed: 1,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,726thLargest Governments: 1,777thMost Patriotic: 1,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,120thHealthiest Citizens: 2,127thMost Efficient Economies: 2,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,162ndMost Inclusive: 2,237thHighest Food Quality: 2,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,965thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,222ndMost Cultured: 3,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,985thSafest: 5,171stBest Weather: 5,343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,809thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,598thNicest Citizens: 6,884thMost Influential: 6,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,065thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,433rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,243rdTop
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Most Secular: 17,177thHighest Economic Output: 21,686thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,595thMost Pacifist: 25,776th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toriniall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Toriniall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Toriniall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, John Yodason reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Toriniall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Toriniall, the new one Daddy Yodas Gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star.

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