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The boat sails by, the shore remains.
Most Devout: 1,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,503rd
The Holy Green Wetlands of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Tonsaeay

Population9.576 billion

CapitalNeak Poan
LeaderNek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful
FaithPrajnaparamita

CurrencyPhleung
AnimalLucky Rabbit

The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 9.576 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Tonsaeayian economy, worth 886 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 92,551 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 298,746th in the world and 105th in Japan for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Devout: 1,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,575thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,503rdMost Pacifist: 3,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,936thLowest Crime Rates: 5,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,739thNudest: 6,264thSafest: 6,337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,741stBest Weather: 6,972ndMost Cultured: 8,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,488thNicest Citizens: 9,916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,949thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,954thHealthiest Citizens: 11,884thLargest Governments: 12,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,876thMost Income Equality: 12,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,520thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,914thMost Inclusive: 25,479thHighest Economic Output: 27,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,383rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful claims to know what infants are thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Tonsaeay's influence in Japan rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Tonsaeay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Tonsaeay was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Adventuring Chimp of Free Hebridean States, infecting 6 million survivors.

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