Population | 13.903 billion |
Capital | McKeansburg |
Leader | Emperor Whitlock |
Faith | Whitlockism |
Currency | rit |
Animal | lion |
The Dictatorship of Tonosia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Whitlock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.903 billion Tonosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McKeansburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The strong Tonosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion rits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,161 rits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The police motto is "to protect and not to serve", citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Tonosian bee, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonosia's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Whitlockism.
Tonosia is ranked 277,125th in the world and 138th in Right to Life for Most Stationary, with 7.82532832512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Tonosian bee.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Tonosia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.