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Hear And Obey Emperor Whitlock
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 234thMost Corrupt Governments: 555thLargest Black Market: 725th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tonosia

Population13.903 billion

CapitalMcKeansburg
LeaderEmperor Whitlock
FaithWhitlockism

Currencyrit
Animallion

The Dictatorship of Tonosia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Whitlock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.903 billion Tonosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McKeansburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The strong Tonosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion rits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,161 rits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The police motto is "to protect and not to serve", citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Tonosian bee, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonosia's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Whitlockism.

Tonosia is ranked 277,125th in the world and 138th in Right to Life for Most Stationary, with 7.82532832512 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 234thMost Corrupt Governments: 555thLargest Black Market: 725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 844thLargest Mining Sector: 854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,957thMost Avoided: 1,974thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,107thLowest Crime Rates: 2,320thMost Secular: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,725thLargest Governments: 2,737thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,963rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,913thHighest Economic Output: 4,635thMost Conservative: 5,138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,657thMost Patriotic: 6,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,368thMost Authoritarian: 10,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,959thTop
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Largest Populations: 29,380th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Tonosian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonosia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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